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YOUR MUM's a scientist... [Jul. 26th, 2005|10:51 pm]
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Important conclusions I came to today:


All hair products, but especially shampoo, hate me and are trying to kill me.

I'm kickass at grocery shopping.

The Dungeons-and-Dragons-playing nerds like to pay out the Magic: The Gathering-playing nerds.

I'm a misogynist.

Any feelings I had for that guy at work were completely based on hairstyle and hairstyle alone.

More importantly, I'm sick. I demand sympathy. Also, I hate retirement villages and there are far too many of them. Frankly, I can't wait until Soylent Green is a reality in our society. Blaaaaaaaaah.
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From: [info]gururek
2005-07-27 04:16 am (UTC)

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I would use my +10 to sympathy card but I haven't tapped into enough land cards to use it, so I will just have to use my magic missiles to entertain.
From: [info]elanyi
2005-07-27 06:09 am (UTC)

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i say we wage war against hair products.. especially shampoo!
[User Picture]From: [info]theelfchick
2005-07-27 11:45 pm (UTC)

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Frankly, I can't wait until Soylent Green is a reality in our society.


And we get to use it. On Svilans.